I woke up to go to the loo in the middle of the night (as I often do) & I noticed a strange individual with a beard - but no mustache & wearing a middle east type caftan/dress looking thing, carrying a knife & sneaking through my next door neighbour's back yard.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel.
He then dug a hole in the veggie patch put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
As I tossed and turned my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said.
”What” she said
"That pommy bastard next door has still got my bloody shovel!"
The shovel.
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Re: The shovel.
No virgins for you in the after life Chuckie 

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Re: The shovel.
There aren't any of them left anywhere Terry, he has seen to that



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