He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards then backwards, forward then backward, again and again.
Back and forth, back and forth, in and out, a little to the right, a little to the left, she could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.
Her heart was pounding, her face was flushed,she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "Okay, okay... I can't parallel park!!! You do it, you smug bastard
Ecstacy !!
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Ecstacy !!
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And that is the real reason that they have developed those cars that park themselves.....Everybody knows that MOST women can't parallel park.
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I have done it right but once and that was in the truck going for my licence 
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Dot, Did you go and visit the PM in the Strathalbyn Community Centre yesterday? There were pics in the Qld paper, but I didn't see you.
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Had no idea it was around, not to worry as I can't vote.
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Bugga, I would have like to ask him about pension equality...... that would have made the paperssupersparky wrote:Dot, Did you go and visit the PM in the Strathalbyn Community Centre yesterday? There were pics in the Qld paper, but I didn't see you.
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Strange campaign...
Both team leaders are dashing about the country, but the Great Unwashed (us poor sods doing the voting - and paying the cost of their aircraft) are not told where they are landing.
Seems the 'public' gatherings are by invitation only... and you only get an invitation if you are a member of the 'proper' party - or are a Media Person.
Where's the candidate from the Informal Party??? I think lotsa people will be voting Informal...
A pox on both their houses!
Both team leaders are dashing about the country, but the Great Unwashed (us poor sods doing the voting - and paying the cost of their aircraft) are not told where they are landing.
Seems the 'public' gatherings are by invitation only... and you only get an invitation if you are a member of the 'proper' party - or are a Media Person.
Where's the candidate from the Informal Party??? I think lotsa people will be voting Informal...
A pox on both their houses!
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We need a benevolent dictator !
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Re: Ecstacy !!
I'd vote for Dot - but I reckon she only qualifies for half of second part of that... 
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Now I am going to tell your size 12 what you said about her bumChuck wrote:I'd vote for Dot - but I reckon she only qualifies for half of second part of that...
nah nah nah And todays mail bought a nice letter from mr tbull on how to vote, it went straight into the bin. That was another wasted dollar.
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