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El Gringo
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by El Gringo » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:19 pm
There are three kinds of people:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn from others.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
Cheers,
Bernie B
I plan to stop procrastinating tomorrow.
bagmaker
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by bagmaker » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:23 pm
My old drummer mate suggested there were 3 kinds of people too,
those who can count
and those who cannot
T1 Terry
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by T1 Terry » Mon Jun 27, 2016 6:15 pm
There are 10 kinds of people
Those that understand binary
and those that don't
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Chuck
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by Chuck » Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:06 am
... & then there's those of us with...
Good looks,
Charm, &,
Personality.
Unfortunately, we keep waking up!
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Greynomad
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by Greynomad » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:56 am
There are two types of people:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information...
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Greynomad
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by Greynomad » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:57 am
T1 Terry wrote: There are 10 kinds of people
Those that understand binary
and those that don't
11 cheers for Binary!!!
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Chuck
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by Chuck » Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:27 am
Binary... strange name, is he/she a member here?
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Dot
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by Dot » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:18 pm
My friend has a horse named Binary
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
SteveW
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by SteveW » Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:36 pm
Dot wrote: My friend has a horse named Binary
Is that code for something? [emoji38]
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Dot
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by Dot » Fri Jul 08, 2016 8:06 pm
SteveW wrote: Dot wrote: My friend has a horse named Binary
Is that code for something? [emoji38]
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Nup just thought I would throw that in because like Chuck I have no clue who Binary is/ was / should be
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.