Chewing gum (one for Grizzy)

[Dot]

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Australian folk eat the whole bread?'

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'

The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .'

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?' Sighing, the Australian replied, 'of course.'

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, 'we don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Australia ..

The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex in the States?'

The American smiled and said 'Why of course we do.' The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

'We throw them away, of course!'

Now it was the Australian’s turn to smile.

'We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'?

[grizzzman]

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Australian folk eat the whole bread?'

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'

The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .'

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?' Sighing, the Australian replied, 'of course.'

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, 'we don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Australia ..

The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex in the States?'

The American smiled and said 'Why of course we do.' The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

'We throw them away, of course!'

Now it was the Australian’s turn to smile.

'We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'?

You crack me up Dot


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[Greynomad]

Dottie!!
I didn't think you knew about such things!
Such a shrinking violet of a lady...

[grizzzman]

She is just trying to get under this yank's skin is all


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[Dot]

No need for me to try to do that Miles you have another one that will do that for all you yanks and he is blonde might see you immigrate ?

[grizzzman]

No need for me to try to do that Miles you have another one that will do that for all you yanks and he is blonde might see you immigrate ?

Unfortunately the media here is controlled by the progressives, deception and lies is how they roll. You will only see WHAT they want you to see.
Fake news is a REAL problem here. Careful what you believe from NBC, CNN and others. As an example it was VERY clear who was gonna win the election more then a week before. But the media did not report that did they? One thing is for sure, he will have his hands full. Ok I will shut up. You see I'm a deplorable. To use Hillary's Own words......

[T1 Terry]

Careful you don't become a deportable cause our mob don't like people who float in on fishing boats unannounced Flying into the country on a visitor visa and forgetting to go home seem to be the way to go

[grizzzman]

Careful you don't become a deportable cause our mob don't like people who float in on fishing boats unannounced Flying into the country on a visitor visa and forgetting to go home seem to be the way to go

Well since I was born here, they would have to deport me to...... where I am

[Greynomad]

Well since I was born here, they would have to deport me to...... where I am

That would be a fun case for the lawyers!
What if your Secretary for Homeland Security decided you were an unacceptable immigrant. You'd have to stay where you are!
My head hurts, now... I think I'll go lie down in a darkened room.