Detective Ding Dong Lee.

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Chuck
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Detective Ding Dong Lee.

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A bloke suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective , the cheapest one he could find

This is his report

Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go hotel
I climb tree.
I look window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall off tree.
I no see

No fee,
Ding Dong Lee
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Re: Detective Ding Dong Lee.

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haha so funny[emoji3][emoji16][emoji2]

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