Two old guys, one 70 and one 75, were sitting on a park bench one
morning.
The 75-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
short of breath.
The 70-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what
he did to have so much energy. The 75-year-old said, "Well, I eat
rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have
great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 70-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd
loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me.
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That was to show how young and virile old goats like you Bob really are even if they are in their 90's. Like a good wine you get better with age





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My doctor recently told me that if I didn't watch my intake of salt, then the only part of me that will get hard is my veins.
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There are veins in all parts of your body David, keep the faithsupersparky wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2017 6:30 pm My doctor recently told me that if I didn't watch my intake of salt, then the only part of me that will get hard is my veins.

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Good one Dot, I like your line of thought.






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