Dot wrote:You are trying to get a letter written to me aren't you? you naughty boy, seeing as I have to be seen as a "good girl" I shall let one of the naughty boys do that honour

A letter? Hmmm maybe something official, with a red font. It could be a collectors item Dot. Mine certainly is LOL. Make's a good talking point at afternoon teas. I am going to glue mine inside my coffin. I plan to take my achievements with me.
Dot given that you have appearances to be kept up, I would be happy to receive your BMW reply in code, preferably morse!