Living on a houseboat

[justgarbage]

Could get dangerous on cold days, brass monkey weather and those dangly bits chiming the 3 bells, hot days and dangly things getting caught in the ropes == danger danger.

Well Dot we sailed our yacht for over 20 years in all sorts of weather and never got anything caught. Fess up Dot you are jealous!

[justgarbage]

need to make sure we took our nanna nappies along

Nanna nappies? We thought this was going to be a playboy cruise Bruce? Some of your guests might be on life support!

[Dot]

But your sailing days were when you were young and taught not old and saggy

[justgarbage]

old and saggy

"OLD AND SAGGY", would you like to go for a test drive Dot? You might change your perception!

[Mrsjustgarbage]

Well for starters ... John & Maryanne don't even need to apply....
How big a gate does those Postie bikes fit through!!

But Bruce I was so looking forward to it.

What can I do to change your mind?

[Dot]

You make him a fruit jelly with ice cream(diabetic of course) he even does cart wheels for that.

[Mrsjustgarbage]

Ewwwww, Nekkid deckies

Janelle you live in the Garden of Eden and you wear clothes?

[Mrsjustgarbage]

You make him a fruit jelly with ice cream(diabetic of course) he even does cart wheels for that.

So are you saying that Bruce is not quite the "Adonis", Dot?

[Dot]

What man is?? and as far as being in the nuddy in the out back all I can say is you would need a good supply of watermelons

[BruceS]

Maryanne you totally misunderstood me!!!
I said you needn't bother applying simply because you are a shoein.......... You're in ... or on?
I need a bike on board!! How wide is it is the question? Does it have a sidecar or a little tow behind trailer?
Do you both have bikes?
Top deck is yours!! No nudity down below!!

You "in" BernieQ?