"I don't want to know" the child said bursting into tears, "Promise me you won't tell me about that."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed...
"When I was 6 I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny speech."
"At 7 I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' story."
Then, when I was 8 I got the 'There's no Santa' thingy...
"If you're now gunna tell that grown ups don't really get laid... well, I'll have nothing left to live for!"
