Paying for an operaton...

[Chuck]

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Cabrini Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

'No health insurance.'

The nun asked if he had any money in the bank.

'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'

'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun..'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'

'O K then, send the bill to my Brother-in-Law.'