The Private Part

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One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.


'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little
forgetful and confused at times
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was
walking down the hall with his Private
Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she
said, 'You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that. Please put your
Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr..
Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell
me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this.)



'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'



IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR PRIVATE PART.

[BillieBlue]

[mottleemob]

You are one sick perverted woman
cheers Phil

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You are one sick perverted woman
cheers Phil

Got that right Phil and that's why you love me x