EARLY WARNING FOR HEART PROBLEMS

[Dot]

Well all I can say to all you men is you all talk bullshit when it comes to your "little willies" Wouldn't you rather be alive with a droopy willy or dead from the benefit if an "occasional" big one..?? If your prostate don't get yu your heart will..You poor buggers are stuffed either way.. Just goes to prove dicks are more trouble than they are worth....

[mottleemob]

Settle down Dot do ya wan't us all to have dicky tickers ?
cheers phil

[TigerMK1]

Sounds like Dot is talking from vast experance of mens anatomy.

[ALAN 41]

Sounds like Dot is talking from vast experance of mens anatomy.

Nurses usually do.

[Dot]

Lots of funny theatre stories of the "willy type"

[SteveW]

I was deadly serious.

[Dot]

I was deadly serious.

Which bit?? the making 140yrs or landing on your feet??

[SteveW]

Well I guess deadly and 140 years can't go together so I'm happy to land on my feet.

[Macca]

Talking about theatre experiences. Could have been a tragedy but funny at the time. Following an appendicectomy on a young virile male being bought out of anaesthetic. Theatre sister at the time- me a junior nurse- was cutting the elastoplast dressing, not watching what she was doing & I , very embarrassed, had to quickly stop her with the next chop or the poor guy would have been minus one very large, at the time, appendage.
Thought the private surgeon would have a heart attack from laughing so much. After we were married this Dr became our family GP until his retirement & we often had a chat about theatre days.

[Hamo]

"little willies"

You been looking in my window ??


Hamo