One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male
driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver?
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY dollars, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver sighing.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought a jeep - you live with it!"
Get in the car
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Get in the car
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SteveW
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Re: Get in the car
If only getting rid of kids was so easy!
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Re: Get in the car
Ha Ha Ha, I thought it was going to be the one about playing footy for NSW.
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Noggins
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Re: Get in the car
Obviously the Jeep driver came from Collingwood
Like ........... really . LOL
Like ........... really . LOL
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Re: Get in the car
Don't tell me you've bought a Jeep 
.... is it insured? Best make sure it's not a full replacement policy or market value policy but a new car price payout. Trouble is the police and insurance company will be immediately suspicious if you report it stolen ..... a bit like getting a Lada stolen, cost more to get the job done than the insurance pay out 
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