Be alert

[Dot]

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. “There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.”

Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. “Now you must do the same,” he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

“Second,” the professor continued, “you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man’s anus, but licked my index finger?”

[Vik351]

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. “There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.”

Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. “Now you must do the same,” he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

“Second,” the professor continued, “you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man’s anus, but licked my index finger?”

The ones "not" havin a chunder...!!!

vik... Talk about kiss my ring...!!!

[supersparky]

Dot, that is YUCKYYY!!!

[SteveW]

On the subject of being alert .......

His request approved, the Guardian Newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone to call the airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, “'Let's go”'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, “Fly over the lake and make low passes so I can take pictures of boats on the lake.”
“Why?” asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for the Guardian' he responded, “and I need to get some close up shots.”
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, “So, what you're telling me, is . . .. You're NOT my flight instructor?”

[BillieBlue]

What a cheeky professor.

[mottleemob]

Oh your terrible Muriel. But I like you cheers Phil

[Lance]

who you callin a lert lady

Actually, it is a small woodland animal that is extremely aware of its surroundings.
It is watchful, quick and in a state of constant readiness...vigilantly attentive.
Let's be a lert while eating...and exercising...and planning...and working...even resting.

Nah, not this liddle black lert duck