What a Morning

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What a Morning

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8:00 -- I made a snowman.

8:10 -- A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 -- So I made a snow woman as well.

8:17 -- The nanny of the neighbours complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 --- The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 -- The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 -- I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 -- The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.



8:35 -- A First Nations group stopped and said that the project had been built on what was once their traditional lands without their consultation and approval. They want an apology and compensation.

8:40 -- Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

8:42 -- I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass"

8:52 --- My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 --- I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time.

9:10 -- I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 -- ISIS just claimed responsibility.
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Re: What a Morning

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Good one Dot, less than 1 hour and you seem to have offended just about everyone.

What are you going to do tomorrow? :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Re: What a Morning

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supersparky wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:00 pm Good one Dot, less than 1 hour and you seem to have offended just about everyone.

What are you going to do tomorrow? :lol: :lol: :roll:
Probably do it all over again :lol: :lol: :lol: due to age related dementia. :lol:
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