Blind v Blonde

[Dot]

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times"

[BillieBlue]

[Greynomad]

DOTTIE!!
Send yourself a LETTER!

Funny, though...

[Lance]

.....and then go and mow the grass you crazy woman...............

[Greynomad]

Great idea, Lance!
Dottie, when you’re finished mowing your grass you can mow mine.
Then we can sit down and smoke some.

[Dot]

Great idea, Lance!
Dottie, when you’re finished mowing your grass you can mow mine.
Then we can sit down and smoke some.

Oh you naughty boy I did write myself a letter but it came back "Return to sender, not at this address"

Lance old fella we don't do lawn mowing here we have the reprimand of " Oh you naughty person"

[T1 Terry]

Are we back to defining the difference between mowing a mates lawn and cutting a mates grass again? Ya gotta be very carefully ya fully understand just what you are getting in for when Dottles is involved

[Noggins]

Oh I'm sure Dot knows the difference between making a sandwich and cutting someone's lunch.
But that can depend on the day and the current mood.
"cos she's female , and that's another double edged sword for Dot to swing.


Ron

[Greynomad]

Ooohh, Ron,
I think you just got yourself into deep do-dos!
🤭

[Greynomad]

Ooohh, Ron,
I think you just got yourself into deep do-dos!
🤭