Men just don't have a chance.

[Chuck]

Putting your affairs in order!

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad
news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walked into
the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't
well. I have terminal cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a champagne.'

After 3 or 4 champagnes, the two were feeling a little less sombre.

There were some laughs and more champagnes.

They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends,
who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her
friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'

The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,

'Mum, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you
were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?'

'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.'

And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

But push the wrong button and you are disconnected!

[Dot]

Not for me, I want him to be annoyed for the rest of his natural.

[supersparky]

Another good one Chuck. Thanks for the laugh.

[T1 Terry]

One I heard a while back, "men over 30 are like shopping centre parking spots, only the disabled seem to be available"

[Greynomad]

One I heard a while back, "men over 30 are like shopping centre parking spots, only the disabled seem to be available"

I resemble that remark! 🤨🤭