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Understanding Engineers.

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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer, just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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:o :shock: :D
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A male :roll:
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They built the political model different though, they pass the excrement out through their mouths :lol:
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T1 Terry wrote: Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:06 pm They built the political model different though, they pass the excrement out through their mouths :lol:
I second that motion. :lol: :lol: :roll:
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I wouldn't mind a first motion :lol: ;) ;)
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At the moment any motion would be a relief!!
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Is this for real...???

Engineers at their best ...???
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I TOLD him to empty the cassette before it got too heavy!!!
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