Men's Help Line.

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Men's Help Line.

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"You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.’ My name is Don. How can I help you?"

"G'day Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; the phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on."

"It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket."

"Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?" :o
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Post by Greynomad »

That’s logical.
When do we get the punchline?😎😜
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The Punch Line would be - he got two black eyes for mistrusting her. :lol:
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SteveW wrote: Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:32 am The Punch Line would be - he got two black eyes for mistrusting her. :lol:
Dont ya mean "SHE" for bringin home another blokes seeds...!!! :o :shock: :?

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