Just sayin' ...

[Chuck]

If attacked by a mob of clowns - go for the juggler...

I child proofed my house - but the kids still git in ...

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest ...

Ban shredded cheese - make the country grate again ...

The Past, Present & Future walk into a bar - it was tense ...

They're not making Yardsticks any longer ...

Practice safe eating - use condiments ...

If you think education is costly - try ignorance ...

I checked into the Hokey Pokey Clinic & turned myself around ...

What happens if you get scared to death - twice ? ...

This is my step ladder - I never knew my real ladder ...

I want to grow my own food - but can't find any bacon seeds ...

If you're car is running - I'm voting for it ...

Went to the 'Air & Space' museum - but saw nothing ...

My wife said I never listen to her - or something like that ...

Frog parking only - all others will be toad ...

Just did a weeks worth of cardio - after walking into a spider web ...


... & you're contribution is:

[BillieBlue]

Good one Chuck ,loved 'em all.

Sorry i can't contribute mate ,i suffer from C.R.A.F.T. decease .

[norman]

Shti,s good for the garden, Chocolate fish cant swim and steamrollers dont roll steam.

[Macca]

My brain has never been able to come up with things like that or remember a joke 1 minute after told to me. Good ones Chuckles. xx

[T1 Terry]

I can remember when a bonk wasn't associated with a headache
I remember when men had rights, but now I'm told I can't be right because I'm male
The phone rang and the caller asked if Mr Wall was there, no, is Mrs Wall there, no, are any of the walls there, no, then get outside as quick as possible before the roof caves in ........

[Keith Morris]

I can remember when a bonk wasn't associated with a headache
I remember when men had rights, but now I'm told I can't be right because I'm male
The phone rang and the caller asked if Mr Wall was there, no, is Mrs Wall there, no, are any of the walls there, no, then get outside as quick as possible before the roof caves in ........

"tanks' here T-1---
I can remember when a bonk ended up being a bloody headache. Those were the days.
Keith.

[Barboots]

I can remember when a bonk wasn't associated with a headache
I remember when men had rights, but now I'm told I can't be right because I'm male
The phone rang and the caller asked if Mr Wall was there, no, is Mrs Wall there, no, are any of the walls there, no, then get outside as quick as possible before the roof caves in ........

"tanks' here T-1---
I can remember when a bonk ended up being a bloody headache. Those were the days.
Keith.

Now a bonk means half your shit

[Dot]

Wow I now think of a Bonk as pleasant memory

[T1 Terry]

Wow I now think of a Bonk as pleasant memory

Ah, Once a King, always a King, once a night is now a distant memory

[Greynomad]

Q: Why don’t schools of fish have school choirs?
A: Because you can’t tuna fish.