Avocados ...

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Chuck
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Avocados ...

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An oldie... but definitely a goodie.

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!

Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here. :roll:
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Re: Avocados ...

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Got it immediately dear man, but I doubt he would!
Time is passing too quickly so live life to the full with your spouse/partner while you still have she/he by your side.
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Re: Avocados ...

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Boy i must've had a bad day or a bit slow , but i just got this joke :shock: :shock: :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Avocados ...

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This female did not have to read again! Gremlins - thought I had posted yesterday but it had not appeared
Time is passing too quickly so live life to the full with your spouse/partner while you still have she/he by your side.
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Re: Avocados ...

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You did Kay...& it's 3 up from this one.
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