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Vik351
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by Vik351 » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:50 pm
He then didnt count of runnin outa camels when he smoked it’s last one...!!!
Vik...
Merk 4x4 VF30 519 CDI 2020 LWB V6TD 3 ltr 6 wheeler ,Tenorite Grey ... yep, it's not white ...!!!
Dot
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by Dot » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:52 pm
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
Vik351
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Location: Adelaide SA
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by Vik351 » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:57 pm
Prolly the no filter jobbies by the look...
was horse shit for me ...
Thank christ I gave up at 72 cents a packet...
Vik...
Merk 4x4 VF30 519 CDI 2020 LWB V6TD 3 ltr 6 wheeler ,Tenorite Grey ... yep, it's not white ...!!!
BruceS
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by BruceS » Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:18 am
OK, enough wild guesses!!
.... he was just about to pull the trigger when he reckoned he might have another ciggy.... (forgetting he already smoked the last one!). He opened the packet of Players (Navy Cut of course) and that's when he read the info inside the packet.
It's the tobacco that counts!
Info here in the Marketing section...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Player%27s_Navy_Cut
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Chuck
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by Chuck » Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:36 am
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
Vik351
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by Vik351 » Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:10 am
BruceS wrote: ↑ Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:18 am
OK, enough wild guesses!!
.... he was just about to pull the trigger when he reckoned he might have another ciggy.... (forgetting he already smoked the last one!). He opened the packet of Players (Navy Cut of course) and that's when he read the info inside the packet.
It's the tobacco that counts!
Info here in the Marketing section...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Player%27s_Navy_Cut
You will be also shot at dawn FFS...!!!
Vik...
Merk 4x4 VF30 519 CDI 2020 LWB V6TD 3 ltr 6 wheeler ,Tenorite Grey ... yep, it's not white ...!!!
Busman
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by Busman » Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:23 pm
By the bloody broken light bulbs !
Vanishing Point, almost ready to vanish
Suzuki GV more than ready to go NOW !
Greynomad
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by Greynomad » Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:33 pm
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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BillieBlue
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by BillieBlue » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:50 am
I love breaking those little light bulbs.
Billie Blue
Dot
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by Dot » Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:29 pm
Bruce, just for that here is a red letter
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.