The Way Politics Works

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The Way Politics Works

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Another one for you lot

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO."

I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."




I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK."

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.
HE SAID, "NO."




I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."
HE SAID, "OK."



AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.



And thus began the practice of hiring dumb arses to work in influential positions of government. The practice is unbroken to date.
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Good one Brian, love it :lol:
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So so true and that's why we're in the mess we're in . :shock: :x
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Thats why the seppos hate trump, the swamp dwellers that is...

He got sooo much foldinstuff he cant be bought and therfore owns the joint

HTF else did he get the job...???

When all the bees are gone,trees are gone, fish are gone etc, thats when we will find out ya cant eat money :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Actually, how bad could that arrangement be? Bill Gates knows very little about computers, he knows about business, the world bank consists of people who live well outside the real world so guidance from someone with links outside that bubble could only be a good thing. This bloke knows how to get things to happen judging by the way he manipulated people to get his son in the position he wanted. Each person who was manipulated could see the advantages of having these family links.
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What was created was a combination of power that wasn't there before, and that is nothing like how politics works :lol: :lol:
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Uh, T1,
Run that by me again...
I missed the bit about lifting yourself by the bootstraps.
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Greynomad wrote: Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:07 pm Uh, T1,
Run that by me again...
I missed the bit about lifting yourself by the bootstraps.
Ummm....... Basically, the whole thing ends up with the people with real knowledge about how to get things done get a front row seat by proxy into a lot of the major controlling forces within the world economy, and that isn't how any politician really functions is it? The bit about "with real knowledge about how to get things done" is the give away ;)
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