A Beautiful Climbing Rose.

[Chuck]

Oh what a tangled language English is and how easy it is to misconstrue.....!

This just shows we must not believe in Google absolutely!



A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.

The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says ..."I've had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful,

you remind me of a beautiful climbing rose. May I call on you tomorrow?"

She agrees and a date is made.

The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face & knocked him over.

He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.

She said... "I looked up 'beautiful climbing rose' on Google last night and it said…..



"Best suited for rooting against a brick wall or a fence, no good in an open bed."

[Dot]

YEP

[supersparky]

Ha Ha Ha. I wondered how that would end.
Congratulations on another joke that I have never heard before.
Second one in the past few weeks on these pages.

[Vik351]

Two girls chatting about the weekend coming up
The brunet says “I hope Chaz doesent buy me 12 red roses again on Friday”

The blondie “Oh how sweet,wish my boyfriend would do that”

The bru “ yea,but then all week end I have to end up on my back with my ankles behind my ears”

The blond “ Oh, I can lent you one of my vases if ya like”

vik...