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Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 4:05 pm
by Noggins
Why do you think they stopped putting wiper tissues at the fuel bowsers
Hint ........ women ..
Ron
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 5:43 pm
by Shirley
Ray, women don't have a gadget

Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:21 pm
by Greynomad
Uh, Shirley,
I donβt see any connection between petrol bowsers and Inspector Gadget...


Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:40 pm
by supersparky
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:36 pm
by Greynomad
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:42 pm
by Greynomad
The late ex-President of the USA, George H W Bush was buried today in his Presidential Library.
Did they file him under P for President; B for Bush, GHW; or D for Dead?
... and what number did they assign him under the Dewey Decimal System?

Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:04 am
by Chuck
"THAT" moment when your steak is on the BBQ & you can already feel your mouth watering...
Wonder in Vegans feel the same when mowing the lawn?

Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:06 am
by Chuck
If your joints are stiff...
You're probably rolling them too tight!
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:27 am
by Greynomad
Sometimes I talk to myself...
because I need expert advice.

Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:15 am
by Noggins
Greynomad wrote: βTue Dec 11, 2018 1:27 am
Sometimes I talk to myself...
because I need expert advice.
And you know that you're talking to some one of equal intelligence .
Ron