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OK, here is the explanation:
Got a flat tyre today, should have carried "a spare I guess" ........ asparagus .......
Come on, you wouldn't get a joke of that quality from Ray's joke book would you
T1 Terry
Thought for Today
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Re: Thought for Today
OK, here is the explanation:
Got a flat tyre today, should have carried "a spare I guess" ........ asparagus .......
Come on, you wouldn't get a joke of that quality from Ray's joke book would you
T1 Terry
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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2foot6
Re: Thought for Today
Ever thought of buying a new joke book Terry and a few others here?
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Re: Thought for Today
Buy a joke book, when I have such a well developed sense of humour
How about this one, not mine, stolen from another forum:
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I thought I'd nailed it but no one saw it .......
T1 Terry
How about this one, not mine, stolen from another forum:
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I thought I'd nailed it but no one saw it .......
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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Re: Thought for Today
large economy sized GROAN!!!!
T1,
I think I’d be ashamed to post that one…
It’s so weak it needs crutches.
T1,
I think I’d be ashamed to post that one…
It’s so weak it needs crutches.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
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Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
OK, if we’re going down the rabbit hole of bad puns…
Did you hear about the Scotsman who took his girlfriend for a walk in the fog and mist?
Did you hear about the Scotsman who took his girlfriend for a walk in the fog and mist?
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
Have you ever stopped to consider that, under their clothes, everyone is stark naked? 
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: Thought for Today
Ray, sometimes you remind us of things that are better off unsaid 
Cheers
David
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2foot6
Re: Thought for Today
my turn at this crazy topic
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
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Re: Thought for Today
TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES
If this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same
complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip
replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day
and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an
appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an
x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his
surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatments for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen. Next time take me to a Vet.
PeterH
If this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same
complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip
replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day
and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an
appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an
x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his
surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatments for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen. Next time take me to a Vet.
PeterH
PeterH
