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Posted: **Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:29 pm**

Ever noticed that people never say “It’s only a game.” when they’re winning?

Posted: **Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:59 pm**

Computers in cars are OK, but they will never replace the back-seat driver.

Posted: **Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:01 pm**

The trouble with inferiority complexes is that the people who need one don’t have one.

Posted: **Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:03 am**

Remember:
You are unique...
Just like everyone else.

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:33 am**

Women are supposed to be multitasked.... Why cant they have sex when they have an headache.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:00 am**

If you can read the sign, isn’t that side already up?

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:10 pm**

Some people drink from the Fountain of Knowledge.

Others just gargle...

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:14 pm**

There are three types of people in the world:
Those who are good at maths,
And those who aren’t.

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:06 am**

It takes one to know one.

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:10 am**

If ‘all us men are the same,’ why do women keep looking for Mr Right?

Thought for Today