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Ok Terry. Now explain where the lint in a dryer keeps coming from.

Jim

Thanks for that explanation Terry. Now I can be confident that it is not my fault. Don't know about the dryer lint but I have worked out where the belly button fluff comes from. Have you noticed it is mainly blue and the only thing I wear that is blue is my socks, and as they wear out reasonably quickly I believe the fluff must travel up my trouser leg and get lodged in my belly button.
Cheers John

you can Never talk about it with confidence if you've Never done it !

That includes all walks of life


Ron

I have a theory about lost socks, or odd ones if you choose to call it so. I believe that if you find an odd or unaccompanied sock whilst hanging out the washing, then you should leave it on the line. Don't bring it in. After a while its mate will turn up and they can be a pair again.
I totally subscribe to T1's theory about missing tools. But I did like the explanation that Homeless put up.

Might stay on the clothes line for a while if SWMBO has noticed a sock with a hole and tossed it without mentioning that to you.

I've never really had a problem with things going missing...

They always turn up in the last place I look...

So just look there first.

My wife just tells me to have a girls look because if I do ask her she find# it straight away. Cheers

I don't bother even looking! Just ask her where she put it!
I then get told where to go........... (to hell... politely!) (or get stuffed!)
Then I head off to the Big Green Shed........

Back to socks;

sometimes I have 3 of the same. .... how does that work?

jon_d wrote: ↑Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:29 pm Back to socks;

sometimes I have 3 of the same. .... how does that work?

You are in that other universe, can I have all my one socks back please