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Sleep is just a habit people got into because they can't see in the dark.

A cottage pie does not contain any cottages.

Texan Senator Beto O’Rourke has announced he will be a candidate for the US Presidency in 2020.
If he wins, then wants to block some legislation, it will be a Beto Veto...

Dot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:16 pm A cottage pie does not contain any cottages.

Then again, there’s Baby Oil...

Shades of Soylent Green!

Cupcakes have no cups in them

Dot wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:06 pm Cupcakes have no cups in them

Uh, Dottie,
I think it may be because they’s made IN cups...

By the same logic, brassieres are not made of brass........

(Although in my youth I met some girls wearing cast iron knickers.)

... and I guess you could call the Donald Trump/Stormy Daniels thing a “storm in a D-cup”.

Greynomad wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:15 pm

Dot wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:06 pm Cupcakes have no cups in them

Uh, Dottie,
I think it may be because they’s made IN cups...

By the same logic, brassieres are not made of brass........

Ah, but double D's are both a size and an abbreviation for Doubly Delightful
Or have I got the spelling wrong and a brassier is one of those fire pit things?

Doubly Delightful

Agreed. After all they come in pairs.

... but unfortunately as time passes the pair start to resemble pears.

Greynomad wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:23 pm

Doubly Delightful

Agreed. After all they come in pairs.

... but unfortunately as time passes the pair start to resemble pears.

Not when they are contained in a good fitting DD cup brassiere Ray, they just tend to bulge out the top a bit more and that isn't a bad thing is it So maybe there is a bit of brass in them after all, well brassen (brazen) anyway

My Father-in-Law used to say,
“Anything more than a handful is a waste.”