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supersparky wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:09 pm I have just discovered that when SWMBO has delegated self to watch over the eggs boiling on the stove, for inclusion in the salad, DO NOT be on internet chatting to a few forum friends, because when they boil dry and explode all over the kitchen, you will be collecting bits for a few days.
Ask me how I know.

Another tip, if you cut the top off your soft boiled egg and the white is still runny, 30 secs is too long in the microwave on high if you leave the egg in the egg cup. Same deal, a loud bang and egg attached to shell spread throughout the microwave I did think the explosion problem would be negated with the top part of the shell removed ...... but as usual, I was wrong

Terry it's the yolk the exploded break it and should be OK.

PeterH

Life is like a hot bath.
The longer you stay in it,
The more wrinkled you get.

Greynomad wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:50 pm Life is like a hot bath.
The longer you stay in it,
The more wrinkled you get.

Well, Ya can't argue with that logic can you.
I'm hoping that we all stay in the bath for a while yet!!!

pet-els wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 5:54 pm Terry it's the yolk the exploded break it and should be OK.

PeterH

Not sure if you are serious or just yolking The yolk was running when it went in and I'd cut the egg yolk and all, but it still went ballistic inside the microwave

There's a reason for everything.
Women over 50 can't have babies,
because if they put the baby down somewhere,
they'd forget where they left it.

Greynomad wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:19 pm There's a reason for everything.
Women over 50 can't have babies,
because if they put the baby down somewhere,
they'd forget where they left it.

Is that similar to why men can't have babies,
because no matter what they did, they did it wrong?

Ray,
As a matter of interest, my niece in the UK had her 50th birthday and two weeks later had her first baby [IVF]. Never thought that she would have children, but when you get clucky that's it.

PeterH

pet-els wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2019 4:27 pm Ray,
As a matter of interest, my niece in the UK had her 50th birthday and two weeks later had her first baby [IVF]. Never thought that she would have children, but when you get clucky that's it.

PeterH

Was the first item for the baby a GPS tracker bracelet?

Was the first item for the baby a GPS tracker bracelet?

More likely a ball & chain...