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Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:57 pm
by Greynomad
Especially for Tanks -- in anticipation of his order of red stuff.

HOW TO OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE

1. Remove cork/unscrew cap to allow the wine to breathe.

2. If it doesn't appear to be breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

:lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

(shamelessly stolen from Riverlander... :D )

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 10:53 pm
by Greynomad
Good friends are like stars.

You don't always see them,

But you know they're always there.

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 12:25 am
by Greynomad
In woodwork,

there are no mistakes...

only "Design Changes"

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 3:24 pm
by Greynomad
Had our Council-sponsored gardener here for our designated hour’s work around the house yesterday.
Asked him to dig a hole big enough to plant a tree.
He said a hole that big would take two hours... so he only dug half a hole. 😝

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 5:45 am
by BernieQ2
Hope you made him dig the bottom half Ray ....always the hardest .
Bernie .

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 9:24 am
by Shirley
Council- sponsored gardener Ray? Lucky you, we even have Tidy Towns volunteers gardening & cleaning up council areas.

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 11:21 am
by idexnz
It might have been easier to get a used one from the demolition yard. Those pre-dug holes can save a lot of work.

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 12:02 am
by Greynomad
idexnz wrote: Sat May 11, 2019 11:21 am It might have been easier to get a used one from the demolition yard. Those pre-dug holes can save a lot of work.
HEY! Never thought of that!
Although a used hole could be worn thin in places... might need some patching before I could use it... 😝

Shirley,
The council-sponsored gardener (1hr/mth) is eventually funded by Fed Govt. I have a ‘Blue Sticker’ for our car... you know, with a stick figure in a wheelchair.

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 7:11 am
by Shirley
Ok Ray, guess if the 1hr a month gardener is Federally funded it would be available Australia wide, never heard of it around this area, many who qualify get financial help with lawn mowing.

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 2:37 pm
by T1 Terry
Greynomad wrote: Sun May 12, 2019 12:02 am
idexnz wrote: Sat May 11, 2019 11:21 am It might have been easier to get a used one from the demolition yard. Those pre-dug holes can save a lot of work.
HEY! Never thought of that!
Although a used hole could be worn thin in places... might need some patching before I could use it... 😝
Getting one the correct shape and dimensions could also be a problem, but at least they would be light weight :?