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... twice a day!

Another thing to note is, in stores clocks that are not running but on display show the time as ten to two [10 minutes to 2 o'clock] .
They then look like they are smiling.

PeterH

Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:07 am ... twice a day!

Just like in Spike Mulligans "Puckoon" where the village clock always displayed 7 o'clock, and was right twice each day.

If a Pelican is lousy at catching fish,
... would you call it a Peli-can't?

Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:15 pm If a Pelican is lousy at catching fish,
... would you call it a Peli-can't?

Nah, I'd call it a dead pelican, eventually.

What happened to the first 6-Ups?

Not a TFTD, but some interesting info I came across.

We (I think) have all heard that a bunch of crows is called a "murder",
... a bunch of owls is a "parliament",
and a bunch of geese is a "gaggle"...
But do you know what a bunch of turtles is called?

(Don't cheat and ask Mr Google!)

Wet .
Bernie

(Don't cheat and ask Mr Google!)
Is using Mrs Google cheating?

I don't know about Turtles, but I have heard of "a Wunch of Bankers"