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Newcastle George wrote: ↑Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:53 pm Thyme is another.

George

Don't think so George... e/E is a vowel ... . A E I O U.

Old Timers Disease Chuck, either that or simply lack of thought.

George

I saw an interesting sign at the shops the other day.
It asked the question
'How come there is only a stairway to heaven?
But there is a highway to hell!
Is it because of anticipated traffic numbers?

How about gypsy, the Ys only sound like vowels.

George

supersparky wrote: ↑Thu Jun 27, 2019 1:02 pm I saw an interesting sign at the shops the other day.
It asked the question
'How come there is only a stairway to heaven?
But there is a highway to hell!
Is it because of anticipated traffic numbers?

You'd think at least they'd put in an overtaking lane for the uphill climb eh? With all the money the churches have you'd think they'd put in an escalator with keep left signs for those that are in a hurry

That sign in the church foyer that did the rounds on emails a while back is one of the better church humour ones

Please turn off you mobile phone when entering.
To speak to god you need to pray,
he doesn't do phone or internet chat rooms.
If you want to see god, try texting why you are driving ......

Please turn off you mobile phone when entering.
To speak to god you need to pray,
he doesn't do phone or internet chat rooms.
If you want to see god, try texting why you are driving ......

Good one, T1!

I once put the first part of that one on the door of our church (with the Pastor's permission):
"You can't talk to God on your mobile phone.
Please turn it off now."



When someone complained to him, he asked them during the service to come out front, & then asked them to demonstrate that it was wrong.



I wish at the time I'd thought of the last line...

The last line should have read "try texting while you're driving" probably me but I'll blame auto correct

What's wrong with automobile text?

Uh, sorry... automotive text...

No. A.U.T.O.T.E.X.T.????

GOUT IT AT LAST!

Forget the health foods...
At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get!

Ray, just keep drinking those Rutherglen Reds. They are full of preservatives.