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Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:45 pm
by Greynomad
“You stop worrying about what people think of you when you realise how little they do.”
Mark Twain
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:20 pm
by Greynomad
British law prevents a man from marrying his Mother-in-Law.
Talk about useless legislation!!!!
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:12 am
by T1 Terry
Greynomad wrote: ↑Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:20 pm
British law prevents a man from marrying his Mother-in-Law.
Talk about useless legislation!!!!
Actually, I know of two occasions where the son in law moved in with the mother in law and on both occasions the wife finally relented and moved in with them to make it a 3 way affair. With one of those strange triangles, both the wife and mother in law fell pregnant within a few weeks of each other, now that would be a story for the kids to tell class when they got to school

Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:27 pm
by Greynomad

So the MiL's baby would be both uncle
and half-brother to wifey's nipper...
Stop it! My brain hurts, now...

Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:30 pm
by Greynomad
When you think about it, the glass is completely full:
50% water
50% air.

Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:14 pm
by slug
50% water 50% Whisky or is that diluted to mutch with oxygen
Maybe 95% Whisky and 5% solid oxygen and water

Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:29 pm
by Greynomad
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:47 pm
by Greynomad
If at first you don't succeed....

Stay away from skydiving!
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:01 pm
by jon_d
If at first you don't succeed....

Stay away from skydiving!........
then, it's probably not worthwhile trying again.
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:25 pm
by supersparky
Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:45 pm
“You stop worrying about what people think of you when you realise how little they do.”
Mark Twain
That should be the the motto of every local government across Australia. Certainly fits the bill for where I work !