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Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:21 pm
by Greynomad
LADIES:
The easiest way to get a man to do something is to tell him he's too old to do it.
GENTLEMEN:
You'll garner more success with a lady if you tell her,
"Time stands still when I gaze into your eyes" than if you tell her
"You have a face that would stop a clock"... 
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:31 pm
by Greynomad
Infertility is hereditary.
If your parents couldn’t have children, you probably won’t be able to have children either.
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 12:11 am
by Greynomad
The fact that there is a
“Highway to Hell”
but only a
“Stairway to Heaven”
says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:16 pm
by Greynomad
I’m just one small step away from being fabulously wealthy...
All I need now is the money.
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:33 am
by T1 Terry
Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:16 pm
I’m just one small step away from being fabulously wealthy...
All I need now is the money.
Does that mean you have figured out how to live the high life without spending much of your own money? That appear to be the secret of the fabulously wealthy, don't spend near as much as is coming in, the rest looks after itself
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 7:48 am
by Greynomad
Got the good oil from reading a biography of Christopher Skase.
Borrow to the hilt from other people, stash half in a Swiss bank, spend the rest on the high life, then declare bankruptcy and scarper to somewhere without an extradition agreement with Oz!
And if you’re caught before you can flee, pretend you have the last stages of a terminal illness.
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:41 am
by T1 Terry
Greynomad wrote: ↑Thu Nov 01, 2018 7:48 am
Got the good oil from reading a biography of Christopher Skase.
Borrow to the hilt from other people, stash half in a Swiss bank, spend the rest on the high life, then declare bankruptcy and scarper to somewhere without an extradition agreement with Oz!
And if you’re caught before you can flee, pretend you have the last stages of a terminal illness.
Well, at least it wasn't Bondies' recipe for making it big
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:50 am
by BruceS
Bond did a lot more for the community than Skase I reckon.
He donated a huge amount of money to help setup the Bond University for starters.
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:58 am
by T1 Terry
BruceS wrote: ↑Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:50 am
Bond did a lot more for the community than Skase I reckon.
He donated a huge amount of money to help setup the Bond University for starters.
and did wonders for the sailing community and putting a previous prime minister into legendary statues with his statement while holding a schooner (real schooner not the SA schooner that would be lucky to scrape by as a midi) at the race win celebrations
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 8:12 pm
by GoinBush
Try asking a SA bartender for ‘a pot’....
