Coles Specials - Beware

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RussellB[SA]
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Coles Specials - Beware

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Coles.
The husband picks up a case of Tooheys New and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $80 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts:
'So does 24 cans of Tooheys, and it's half the price.'

HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
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Re: Coles Specials - Beware

Post by generdawg »

RussellB[SA] wrote:...'So does 24 cans of Tooheys, and it's half the price.'

HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
Yeah, should get the 30 can carton in case of a bad hair day (night). :o

Clean up in aisle 7. :(
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