A Non PC look back at 2012

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A Non PC look back at 2012

Post by T1 Terry »

this was stolen from the Sailing Cruisers forum

A Politically Incorrect Look Back At 2012 . . . .


To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton,

Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs!

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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40!

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year's Riots, Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon!

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"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face

I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel . . !!!

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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.

They're both in hospital, one's in a korma and

the other's got a dodgy tikka!

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The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday night in Brixton.

You heard a gunshot followed by 8 black guys legging it!

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In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead

and anything else they could get their bloody hands on!

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Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth!
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Re: A Non PC look back at 2012

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T1 Terry wrote:7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40!
Those dang sniffer dogs! :lol:
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