Income Tax Statement...

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Income Tax Statement...

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Hello, is this Miss Singleton? - Yes, It is me.

Miss Singleton, this is John Smith, your tax accountant. I must inform you that your tax
statement was rejected by the IRS...They say that your salary and your possessions are
incompatible...Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury
apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewelry, vacations in Europe, etc.

- Oh, and what can I do about it?


Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it at the IRS.

- Very well Mr. Smith. I making a photocopy of it now, and I will scan it to you shortly.















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