Blonde,s again...

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Blonde,s again...

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Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work
On a Habitat for Humanity House..
Lynn was nailing down house siding,
Would reach into her nail pouch,
Pull out a nail & either toss it
Over her shoulder or nail it in.

Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
About half of them have the head on the wrong end
& I throw them away.'
Judy got completely upset & yelled,
'You moron! Those nails aren't Defective!
They're for the other side of the house!'
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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