The Blonde driver...

[Chuck]

Carolyn, a rich blonde, from Grafton buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously

calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde

and asks:

"Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies:

"You fool, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know!

Of course I am using the right gears;

I use D during the day and N at night."

[T1 Terry]

This was the line for a prank call from one of the radio stations, but a male and a very serious voice to the female receptionist at the car dealers, this was a BMW though, when he hit the punch line with the D for Day and N for night, the poor woman fell appart laughing, then the serious male customer came back with, "I hope you aren't laughing at me, this is a serious problem and a very expensive car"
No matter what the poor woman did, she couldn't stop laughing, he kept trying to explain about the difficulty he was having only being able to take ladies out on day time dates and this was why he’d bought a BMW in the first place.... tears were running down my cheeks by the end of the skit.