St Louis Approach control...

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St Louis Approach control...

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St. Louis Approach to United: "United 123 best forward speed to the outer marker, you're number one."

United 123 (male voice): "Roger, balls to the wall."

St. Louis Approach to American: "American 4321, you're number two behind a United 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed."

American 4321 (female voice): "Roger. I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."

(silence on the frequency for a few seconds)

Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
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Re: St Louis Approach control...

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Send yourself a letter T1 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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