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The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister new health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it,
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it,
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!
The Paediatricians Said, “Oh, Grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT Specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldnt hear of it.
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
The Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter….”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
The Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas,
The Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a holes in Canberra.