The cow, the ant and the old fart ............

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The cow, the ant and the old fart ............

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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

Are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.

• The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
• The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"



















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Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart ............

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SteveW wrote: Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to say something.
...and the Old Fart said; "That's nutin, just one of us can organise to evacuate a whole office in five seconds. Great for the odd emergency."
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