Senior Citizen

[pet-els]

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

[T1 Terry]

Two old blokes were chatting on the park bench. Fred turns to his mate Tom and says, I on a hot date tonight with that young nurse that comes around to see we are all ok each day, I'll sneak her out in the morning before the others get up. What's the point of that say Tom, I haven't been able to get the soldier to attention for yrs.
Rye Bread says Fred, put lead in ya pencil and the urge to write again.
So old Tom heads down to the bakers, 5 loaves of rye bread please he asks the young girl behind the counter. 5 loaves she says, it'll be hard in a few days. Bugga me says Tom, how come every one but me knows about this stuff