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Holy e mail

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One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of
the rascally behavior that was going on...

So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a
time.

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is
bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had
better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent her to earth
for a time.

When the angel returned she went to God and said,
'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are
being good...'

God was not pleased.

So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good,
because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to
help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

NO!



Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one
either!
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