Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Quick Laughs.....
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Quick Laughs.....
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.