Wishful thinking

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If you come across a hot man who is mature, smart, humble, educated, financially loaded, passionate and patient and who is great at fixing things around the house, is not materialistic, who is a great lover and is attentive to his partner's needs.....................

Rest assured that the joint you have just smoked is of superior quality!

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If you come across a hot man who is mature, smart, humble, educated, financially loaded, passionate and patient and who is great at fixing things around the house, is not materialistic, who is a great lover and is attentive to his partner's needs.....................

you have already whispered in my ear Dottie, so you have met such a person.... except the financially loaded bit perhaps, but then non materialist people are as well off as they need to be to make them happy
.... the punch line is usually, he's happily married…. Was modest in there as well? that fits me as well, I'm really twice as good as think I am

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