Gifts for the teacher

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Gifts for the teacher

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> On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
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> The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
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> The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
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> The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
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> Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
> The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
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> "Is it wine?" she guessed.
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> "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
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> "No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!" :shock:
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Re: Gifts for the teacher

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