Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
Daughter: "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
Dad said : "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I'll give his nuts such a service that his motor will seize and his exhaust fall off."'