This one was from Eddie T B R.
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in the library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . .. . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
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